Whilst younger women may not have the experience that older women do in terms of sex, what we lack in knowledge, we more than make up for in enthusiasm and eagerness to guide.  Have said that, we all need a helping hand and I can’t tell you how grateful I am to Karen for providing me with her “personal’ guidance.  One hour spent with Karen and you come out a different girl.

Like the other day, I had a caller who had a sissy fantasy.  I had not had any prior experience in sissy training so what does a bratty school girl do in these cases?  Call for mommy that’s right.  And Mommy came and helped me with this call.  Soon we had the caller literally sing with pleasure, whilst Mommy had her hand up my skirt and her fingers were busy doing something all together “un-mommy” like.  But then Karen is really not my Mom is she!

Anyway, my own orgasm seemed to have had quite an effect on my sissy caller that soon he was ready for more.

Now it’s your turn!  Are you ready for some excellent and yet very cheap phone sex?

It’s been nasty and raining all day!  Living in a state where the sun always shine, a girl gets used to feeling warm all over on a Friday afternoon, but no!  Not today anyway.  And so if I wasn’t  gonna get any warmth through the sun, I sure as hell was gonna get it by phone and this is exactly what happened.

Talk about karma!  It seems that it wasn’t just me feeling the effects of the bad weather as you guys kept me really busy and really moist with your secret phonesex fantasies!  Seems like ever since they have introduced those cheap phone sex rates a while a go, my bosses had really hit on a winner because I swear you guys kept on calling for more!

Well, what you expect!  Your own phone sex girlfriend for a full 15 minutes for just $19.95!!!  Here is the number by the way: 1-888-247-0224

And yes, you’ve read right!  That’s an inclusive price, with no extra, no additional charges, what you see is what you get and a lot more!  Like Taboo phone sex stories where I will get as close and personal as you want your phone sex girl to be honey!

So c’mere and make us your live phone sex girlfriends.  We will help you with these thoughts you have been having  like… let’s see:  Extreme tease and denial phone sex sessions?  Or anything that your wife/girlfriend isn’t willing to do to you?

That’s why you need us:  to get the best Girlfriend experience Phone Sex possible where romance and sex go hand in hand, or should I say cock in hand?

So here I was browsing through craiglist when a particular ad drew my attention.  The title was all it took really which is a confirmation of everything they tell you at editing schools:  “Are you broke like everyone else and in need of shelter? If you are an open-minded, imaginative woman, you will also have the opportunity to earn lucrative commissions doing telephone sex therapy with our company.”

Now I challenge anyone, in today’s economy not to be drawn to such a cry, even for those of us lucky enough to be able to pay our bills.  How money around us would respond to this title with a resounding yes? And so I proceeded to read further..

Turns out the job offer was a barter exchange proposal:  “you work for me and I’ll feed you” albeit dressed in the appropriate marketing manner.  Here is part of the ad:

“Live-In Editorial Assistant (Downtown LA)

Live-In Editorial Assistant wanted for internationally renowned media sexologist and institute director, recently featured on Nightline, as well as on HBO, Playboy, WeTV and other media. You will be writing and editing website and advertising copy as well as answering the phone, doing some online content management, organizing and scheduling.

In exchange for your part-time work, we will give you room and board in the Institute’s fabulous spacious loft, including your own private room, DSL, phone, maid service, tech support, bar and kitchen access, some gourmet home-cooked meals, recording studio, erotic art gallery, awesome eclectic ambiance, 17,000 square feet of space to work and play in (basically, $2000/month of room, board & amenities) with an exciting, vibrant, socialist-style, capitalist-oriented community of artists, technologists and sex therapists.”

The ad didn’t say anything about living in partners, children, pets or any of the usual companions one might like to surround oneself in life and I suppose these considerations were left in the dark for a purpose (or not.)

One think I like though about the whole think is the instant promotion I got:  I have been a phone sex operator all these years!  No sir!  I have been an expert telephone sex therapist who’s role is to explore with my callers (can a phone sex therapist call her callers patients?) their sexuallity with the aim of making them reach the next level in satisfaction!

Sounds good doesn’t it?  Don’t call me anymore in order to come like a stallion on heat with thoughts firmly planted in your head (and in pussy/ass/mouth) of fucking me silly but rather wih a view to seek some much needed counseling in all matters related to your sexuality.

Phone sex is never going to be the same again!

Chrissy

Chrissy offers 15 minute phone sex conversations for a low fixed price.

If you’ve searched around in vain for a way to deal with your rampant erection and have not found yet that phone sex deal that fits in with your budget, then boy oh boy!  Do we have a deal for you!

 Instead of paying those  ridiculous per minute rates, how about a fixed, what you see is what you pay kind of deal?

To hear more about this check the 15 minute phone sex website!

Here is a summary from their front page:

“For those of you who don’t know, Chrissy took the world of phone sex by storm when in 1997 she was the first to introduce the concept of up to a 15 minute call for a cheap, (very cheap in fact), no gimmicks, no rip offs price. Our offer was unprecedented and unheard off and in the phone sex industry, raised quite a few worried eyebrows!

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