T’is the season for phone sex

Well, here we are again.. Another year nearly over and what a year!

As I was coming into to work this morning, I couldn’t help reflecting on the ride we all had ever since Mssrs Bankers and the Wall Street Fat cats put us through this year. At least they’ll have their full of the best in life, sitting on piles of money that the ordinary folk gives them year in, year out.

We’ve all been affected by the recession, well maybe not the above, so let’s all give ourselves a pat on the back, just for making it alive and with some semblance of sanity still embedded in our hearts.

And to go along with this friendly pat, let us help you with that cock of yours, working you up and down towards the release you deserve!

There are thing we can still afford, in spite of the economy and phone sex is one of these. So a special wank (oops, sorry: wink) to our Kelly for a continued effort into providing the best cheap phone sex there is. At $14.96 for a 15 minute conversation, and no hidden fees, I am sure you will agree that when it comes to sex, there is little else out there that can compete with Kelly’s offer.

We all have fantasies. As a woman, I sometimes wish I had a dick as well as everything else that makes me a woman. I would just love to know what it feels to have a warm and web mouth bob up and down my hard shaft and feel the twitch before orgasm. Of course strapon and dildos are a nice alternative for the person who is on the receiving end, but I guess a real dick would come in handy!

Fancy doing each other? Your mouth on my dick, and mine or yours?

So what’s your phone sex fantasy? Are you game for bisexual phone sex? Do you like a submissive girl choking on your fat cock as you slide it in and out of her mouth? Do you have a special place in your heart for more down to earth type of activities such as anal sex? Or are you in the market for a real life femdom?

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